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13

Jun

You spelled your name wrong.

You spelled your name wrong.

12

Jun

You look smooov like budda. But I don’t fuck huge black dudes so NOPE.

You look smooov like budda. But I don’t fuck huge black dudes so NOPE.

11

Jun

Maybe Tom could fix his awful profile picture with that wrench.

Maybe Tom could fix his awful profile picture with that wrench.

09

Jun

gemsoftinder:

This is no bueno.

These two guys…

gemsoftinder:

This is no bueno.

These two guys…

Why, Sam, are you in an airport in star spangled sweatpants and a neck brace, reading a coffee table book? Oh, yeah. Because you jumped off of your friend’s roof, jacked your neck, got some Vicodin, and you don’t care who sees you in the airport on the way back from Christmas break- which explains the giant book and horrible sweats (both Christmas gifts).

Why, Sam, are you in an airport in star spangled sweatpants and a neck brace, reading a coffee table book? Oh, yeah. Because you jumped off of your friend’s roof, jacked your neck, got some Vicodin, and you don’t care who sees you in the airport on the way back from Christmas break- which explains the giant book and horrible sweats (both Christmas gifts).

08

Jun

Thanks for the submission, Ashlee.  
Clearly, Brad never got all of his big boy teeth.  Or maybe he ate his twin in the womb, and this is his karmic payback.  

Thanks for the submission, Ashlee.  

Clearly, Brad never got all of his big boy teeth.  Or maybe he ate his twin in the womb, and this is his karmic payback.  

04

Jun

TINDER: Made FOR USC BY USC.

We love that every SC kid with a phone is trolling on Tinder. The app is a great way to expedite the chore of sleeping with everyone in your class, and everyone in the Los Angeles area, before the end of your freshman year.

These guys party so hard.

These guys party so hard.

Donald Trump or John, 31, who wants to try a new fisty move called The Paper Jam on you. #NOPE

Also duck face is another #NOPE.

Donald Trump or John, 31, who wants to try a new fisty move called The Paper Jam on you. #NOPE

Also duck face is another #NOPE.