This is no bueno.
These two guys…
Why, Sam, are you in an airport in star spangled sweatpants and a neck brace, reading a coffee table book? Oh, yeah. Because you jumped off of your friend’s roof, jacked your neck, got some Vicodin, and you don’t care who sees you in the airport on the way back from Christmas break- which explains the giant book and horrible sweats (both Christmas gifts).
TINDER: Made FOR USC BY USC.
We love that every SC kid with a phone is trolling on Tinder. The app is a great way to expedite the chore of sleeping with everyone in your class, and everyone in the Los Angeles area, before the end of your freshman year.