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Jun

Why, Sam, are you in an airport in star spangled sweatpants and a neck brace, reading a coffee table book? Oh, yeah. Because you jumped off of your friend’s roof, jacked your neck, got some Vicodin, and you don’t care who sees you in the airport on the way back from Christmas break- which explains the giant book and horrible sweats (both Christmas gifts).

Why, Sam, are you in an airport in star spangled sweatpants and a neck brace, reading a coffee table book? Oh, yeah. Because you jumped off of your friend’s roof, jacked your neck, got some Vicodin, and you don’t care who sees you in the airport on the way back from Christmas break- which explains the giant book and horrible sweats (both Christmas gifts).

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